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Rhagnor
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's not a stick.
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Horatio Cain
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Davlos wrote:
We Caldari are supposed to be humorless bastards with sticks up our collective arses. Whadaya think?


Speak for yourself! I'm a riot at parties! Laughing
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Natalcya Katla
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Davlos wrote:
We Caldari are supposed to be humorless bastards with sticks up our collective arses. Whadaya think?


If that's the case, I think you should consider looking for a looser, friendlier and less formal society to associate and identify yourself with. Like, for example, the DED.
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Davlos
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Er. The DED probably wants my head on a shiny platter. No thanks Razz

The Federal Department of Gallente Hedonism does sound attractive, however...
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Celes Tenebrae
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me wraps a tentacle around Ms Katla

Someone let an intaki sneak in here, and nobody told me?

Now I just feel hurt

;_;
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Mi Lai > wtf? Was I drunk again recently?
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meb hugs Celes

There there hun. We'll get you another one soon™...
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Natalcya Katla
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Slaps the tentacle*

Stop calling me Intaki! If you're going to slice, dice and dissect me, it had damn well be in order to study the Astropolitan physique. I'll thank you not to lump me together with a bunch of mangy, humus-crawling dirtlings again.

Oh, and by the way. Your name. Dotted line. Here.

*Shoves a pen and a peppermint candy into Celes' noodly appendage*
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Celes Tenebrae
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

/me strokes the intaki, and takes out a bottle of chloroform

There there, theres really no need for such an outburst. If you'll just be so good as to lie down on the couch over there, I promise you'll see things much differently.

/me puts the pen down, and goes to fetch the rusty spoon
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Natalcya Katla
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh. Well, you're the doctor, I suppose. If you say so....

*Goes and lies down on the couch*
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Davlos
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biggest mistake of your life there.
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Rhagnor
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will you look at this, a warm female body. It's even breathing. Whatever will I do.
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Natalcya Katla
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I may look warm and breathing, but I'm all gears and cogwheels on the inside. CONCORD standard issue parts, easy to maintain and easy to replace.

Impossible to modify, but with three forward and three reverse gears.
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IzzyChan
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Natalcya Katla wrote:
I may look warm and breathing, but I'm all gears and cogwheels on the inside. CONCORD standard issue parts, easy to maintain and easy to replace.

Impossible to modify, but with three forward and three reverse gears.


Do you come with hot and cold running water? Surprised
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Natalcya Katla
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IzzyChan wrote:
Do you come with hot and cold running water? Surprised


Yes. And sweeteners for Part....hrm, registered friends of CONCORD.
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Nooey
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked
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